"Do not Open"

by Bruinhilda

I think I've been reading waaaaaay too many of these little 100 word
fanfics on the SG-1 and Doctor Who archives.  But heck, if it gets me
writing again....
 
Rated "G" for humans, "PG-13" for robots.  GR stuff belongs to whoever
the heck owns the rights now.  Insanity is all mine (but I'm willing to
share).
 
DO NOT OPEN
 
        In hindsight, it was stupid to let Buzzwang anywhere near the
box
labeled "Do Not Open".
        The droid was vaporized by the force of the box's opening, which
everyone agreed served him right.
        The creature thus released shook the Tortunian desert with each
step as
it surveyed its new domain with a pitiless gaze.
        "Oh no!!" screeched Geezy.  "We're doomed!  Doomed!"
        "What is it?" Zach shouted, as he grabbed the pedulont by the
collar."
        "The unspeakable!" Geezy wailed.  "We're doomed, hummings!"
        "It can't be!" Niko cried.  "It's only a legend!"
        "What *is* it?!" Doc and Goose chorused.
        "A Fanfic Author!!!!"
 
-Bruinhilda- (The bold, the brave, the bewildered)