A little impromptu mayham from the chat room.
"Good Help is Hard to Find"
 
Summary: Another drabble from the chat room
 
*** rangerh changes topic to "The Queen is sleeping now. So lets start a
game of poker instead of cleaning the psycho crypt"
* MsNiko snickers
<rangerh> <crown trooper one> i have a full house
<Trivia> <crown trooper two> royal flush.  beat that
<Trivia> hehehehehh
<rangerh> <crown trooper three> royal flush in spades
<Trivia> <crown trooper two> Blast!
<Trivia> <crown trooper one shoots him>
<rangerh> <hears the queen coming down the hall>
<Trivia> <crown trooper two>  I didn't... mean... like... that*....
<dies>
<MsNiko> ehehhehehehhee
<Trivia> <crown troopers one & three look at each other>  Oh shit
<rangerh> <starts trying to clean up the mess>
<MsNiko> <trooper three>  now what'd you have to do that for?  Now we've
lost our easy mark!"
<Trivia> <trooper one> But he *told* me to blast him...!
<MsNiko> <trooper three>  "How many times do we have to go over this?
Just because he said 'Blast!' does not mean you were supposed to shoot
him!"
<Bruinhilda> <Queen> "What is the MEANING OF THIS????"
<Trivia> <trooper one>  Oh.  Oh, yeah.  I forgot...
<rangerh> <the queen comes running into the room>
<Trivia> <trooper three points at one>  HE DID IT!!!
<rangerh> <trooper one points to two who is dead> actually he did it
<Bruinhilda> "Seven-Zero!  Take these troopers away, and toss them out
the airlock!"
<MsNiko> <seven zero> "Yes, Your Majesty..." <heavy sigh>
<rangerh> <seven-zero> you guys did one to many times now....
<Trivia> <trooper three> But he really did do it....
<rangerh> <seven-zero> enough... you know what the queen said if she
caught you guys goofing off
<Trivia> <sounds of an airlock cycling>
<Trivia> <seven-zero>  You'd think that by now they'd have realized the
first law of the crown trooper: don't get caught.
<rangerh> <trooper one and three> but we didn't mean to
<rangerh> <trooper one and three are sucked out the air lock>
<rangerh> <seven-zero> it is so hard to keep good crown troopers these
days
<Trivia> <seven-zero morphs into Goose>  Now I wonder why that is?
<vbeg>
 
 
-Kat-