Why did the chicken cross the road?

Keep adding to it if you think of more!


GR Edition

Allronix:

Zach: The chicken was just doing what chickens do. It’s best to leave it
alone.

Niko: The chicken was attempting to communicate with us by showing us the
best way to cross the road.

Goose: I don’t care WHY it crossed the road! Point is, we gotta stop it!
(smell of burnt feathers follows)

Doc: Chasing chickens wasn’t in the job description…Just WHY does BETA want
us to catch a chicken?

Zozo: The chicken could just like to cross roads.

Buzzwang: Galaxy Ranger Buzzwang will find out why the chicken crossed the
ROOOOOOOAAAAADD! (slips and crashes)

Waldo: To satisfy an instinctual urge to cross whatever road is before it,
would be my theory.

Queen of the Crowns: I must have that chicken! Grab it!

Walsh: I’m giving you 24 hours…We must determine WHY the chicken crossed
that road.

Brappo: The chicken is getting away from me. I must have it. Peters, grab it
for me.

Jackie Subtract: Because I was just about to feed it to Crumb.

Jacob Laramie: That chicken is dangerous, I’m warning you…

Aidan Subtract : If it’s my brother’s, I don’t’ want any part of it.

Killbane: ‘Cause the Rangers want it, but if we get to it first…

Darkstar: I want nothing to do with that chicken. I’ve been pleading with
Stingray to ignore it.

Stingray: Been wantin’ to fry that chicken for a long time now…

Gherkin leader: It was crossing the road to find sanctuary.

Daisy O’Mega: Now why would a chicken cross a road if there wasn’t something
valuable on the other side?

Macross: I’m getting that chicken one way or another! And nobody better get
in my way.

The General: Because the chicken will be the basis of my new replicant army!

Audra Miles: Mistwalker, you knew all along why it crossed the road?

Mistwalker: Many questions you ask, but never why the chicken crossed the
road.

King Spartos: This chicken is not of our world. We must not allow it to
cross.

Princess Maya: Father, you MUST let the chicken cross! It’s our only hope!

Rabbi Bob

Ariel:  Are you sure the chicken crossed the road, my child?  Perhaps
there
is no chicken at all and the road is waiting for you to follow into it's
trap...
 
Owen Negata:  X Factor was released into the chicken coop last night and
it
genetically altered the portion of the brain that senses large amounts
of
corn feed, which happens to be stored over there.
 
Zozo:  To get some kiwi fruit, of course.
 
Winter & Icarus:  We think the chicken is silly.  Why walk when one can
swim?
 
Mogul:  Let me look into my crystal ball too see wh..LARRY!  Quit
chasing
that chicken and clean up this mess!
 
and my favorite (and u have to say it with that arched back, arms
cocked,
looking up into the night sky with blue flames erupting about to get the
effect...)
 
Scarecrow:  Because He is the Ravager of Worms!
 
-Ranger Mauler
 
Slade: <Begin Funky Slade Music> I ORDER you chickens to cross the
road!!
First the ROAD and then ONWARD TO BETA MOUNTAN!!! <Evil Laughter here>
 

-Trivia

Possessor (Goose's cat in AKK's stories): Mrrrrrooooooowr!
 
Oh, you want a translation?  "Because I'm on *this* side of the road!"
 
 
Daniel Sorbal
Geezy Special:
 
<dcs> To get away from them hummings! (alternatively, Galaxy Rangers)
 
<liz> Chicken? Is this another ranger humming thing? Because, remember:
I do not exist!
 
<liz/kat> Chicken? Chicken costs extra, ranger humming!
 
<liz> Shh! Don't say that so loudly! Chicken is wanted by the Queen!
 
<dcs> Chicken? I don't know about any chickens, and I don't know you
either... leave me alone!