As you know, the road to spreading our message to the world has been long and difficult, and fraught with many obstacles. But, the glory of the internet now allows us to freely reach out to those many kindred spirits around the world who wish to free themselves from under the iron heel of oppressive government interference in their lives. We, Cobra, seek a unified world in which every person is free to pursue the wealth that is rightfully his. The mindless bureaucrats of the governments of the world have created a system that allows only a scant few to enjoy the true fruits of their labors while the common man still toils endlessly, mired in govenrment facilitated red tape that can never be unwound. Cobra is the solution that will cut through that red tape...and YOU can be a part of that solution!

Remember, citizen...you CAN make a difference! Stand up to your oppressive government that robs you of your dreams by signing on with Cobra today! Join your brothers and sisters around the globe who are even now working to throw off their shackles. Help us enlighten the bureaucratic dinosaur governments of the world by doing your part to subvert their power and influence over the everyday lives of you, the "little man" as they like to call you. Show them that you're a bigger threat to their staus quo than they ever thought you to be! Show them that you are a force to be reckoned with! Bare your fangs and strike at them with us! Be there with us on the day the governments of the world kneel before us and surrender to the rule of...