First off, we have to admit that John McCain almost won the DTM endorsement right out of the gate based on the fact that his wife Cindy owns one of the biggest beer distributorships in the entire country. After further consideration however, we decided that was really more of an after-the-match qualification. So, putting that aside, and based on playing skills alone, we can't endorse McCain because we really don't see him covering the drop shot consistently.  Plus, with McCain’s legendary temper, it would only be a matter of time before we would be ducking out of the way as his racket came helicoptering  across the net in our direction! And while we are mindful that as president McCain would no doubt continue his predecessor’s vain search for weapons of mass destruction, John possesses few weapons of his own when it comes to tennis.  Sorry John, but feel free to send Cindy down to the community courts with a few cold ones anytime….