Happy Birthday Generic Person
By James Parsons

Happy Happy Happy Birthday
Less celebrated than is Earth Day
Less pamphlets are passed to educate the public
But less is left behind as rubbish

Happy Birthday Generic Person
Without a name your feelings hurtin’
But we love you and want you to do well
‘Cuz we’d feel worse if you killed yourself

There’s a tomb for unknown soldiers
Faces blown off in the wars
Tourists come to leave a bouquet
For the opposite of your birthday