Aardvarks, Antelopes, Bison, and Beavers!
Cats sack the Quarterback, tackle the Wide Receivers!
Dingo, Donkey, Dromedary, Dog,
Emu, Fungal Spore, Gopher, and Hog!
Gooooooo-O, Team!

2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate?
Iguana and Jackrabbit!
Make it a habit
to beat the Kerguelen Sandpaper Skate.
Which is a type of sea ray, mate.
Which we hate.
Spirit Fingers! Wooo!

Llamma, Llamma, Mongoose, Moose,
Bite em in the knee!
And in the caboose!
Yeah!

Naughty, naughty Narwhal and Naked Barracuda
Swimming in the sea, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
First comes love then comes marriage,
Then comes a baby Mediterranean cabbage!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ocelot, Oh-my-gosh! They are So Hot!
Possum, O Possum! They are So Awsome!
Whoooo!

When I say Quail, everybody wail!
Quail! [Screams] Quail! [Screams]
When I say Rodent, beat the opponent!
Rodent! [Stomping of feet] Rodent! [Stomp, stomp, stomp]

[Interlude for dancers and flag corps.]

Salmon, Salmon, swims up stream,
Can’t beat us, cuz we’re a team!
Teamwork — all right! Teamwork — all right!

Tawny Bellied Cotton Rat
Tawny Mole Cricket
Throw the ball, catch the ball, pass it, run it, kick it!

We got spirit, yes we do,
We got spirit, how ‘bout youuuuu... Unicorn!
Unicorn, Unicorn, Uuuuuunicorn!
Go Uni! Go Uni! Go Uni! Get busy! Go Uni! Uh-huh, oh yeah! [repeat]

Velociraptor? [Skipped that chapter.]
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!

Engine, engine Number 9,
Going down Chicago line,
If the train should jump the tracks do you want your money back?
N-O spells no and Whales are not it!
Grey Whales, Blue Whales, Sperm Whales, four,
five potato, six potato, seven potato, Orca!

Xylem!
Phloem!
Xylem!
Phloem!
Zebra!
Huzzah!