WAITING FOR THE MICROWAVE TO DING
By James Parsons

Scruffy the Cat has lost his zing
Try as he might to do his thing
His zoot suit spats no longer swing
Cuz he’s waiting for the microwave to ding

Ain’t gettin no letters and the phone don’t ring
No kittens comin’ ‘round to call him the King
His ping pong ball has lost its ping
Cuz he’s waiting for the microwave to ding