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Welcome to my gigblog!  This is an account about the places I play, the people I meet, and odd things that happen during my solo bass gigs.  Hope you enjoy!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

CD Baby and Review Fun!
DARREN MICHAELS: Cumulo

My CD Baby page for Cumulo is now live. It's the easiest way to buy a physical copy of Cumulo from anywhere in the world. Sound clips for the entire album are available there, however they're extremely short. It should give you an idea of what the album is about, though :).

Also, if you've already purchased Cumulo...firstly, thanks!...secondly, you can write a review of the album on the CD Baby page. Please do so if you feel the inclination. If fact, here's a handy list of pro, con, and neutral reviews you can copy and paste into the review section.
PRO
-Cumulo is genius! I wouldn't be suprised if Darren woke up every morning to find himself nearly breaking his arm off attempting to pat himself on the back!
-Cumulo is the best $12 bucks I spent since the last $12 I spent!
-Just  when I needed a good coaster, along came Cumulo!
-It's like pixies puking in my ears...and I don't mean the band!
-Darren's voice is almost as pretty as his hair and just like his hair, it makes me want to call him, "Ma'am".
Cons
-Cumulo is too small. It took 60 copies to line my birdcage.
-Wow, it really does plain-out gargle mammoth annus!
-It'd be good if Michaels didn't play, sing or write for his solo album.
-Not enough explosions.
-Manring does it better. (Actually, that one gets used A LOT)
Neutral
-I just came in to get out of the rain, eh.
-Does typing "NA" count as leaving this section blank?
-I'm sure some people love it and others can't stand it. I am not one of those people.
-What does this button do? Dangit! I just bought a solo bass album!
-I thought I was buying that new Play Station game...you know the one with the guitars? Jugga, jugga wah-wahhhhh!

Feel free to add you own!
9:42 am est

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

New Album Available Now!
Hello beautiful people. For those of you interested, my new album, Cumulo, is now for sale. If you're wanting to get it before it's available anywhere else, go to my direct CD ording page here.

 
http://home.mindspring.com/~milkdudbass/id27.html
At the site you'll find multi-album ordering deals which should aid you in your holiday shopping. Albums begin shipping out on Friday, Nov. 21 2008.

Those of you not wanting to deal with PayPal can buy the CD directly at Atlanta Bass Gallery (814 Marietta St., Atlanta, GA 30318 Phone 888.745.9924) starting Friday. It may be a bit more expensive there. You can also just email me at darrenmichaelsATdarrenmichaelsbass.com and we can make other arrangements.

Better yet, come to my Thursday night show at The Five Spot in Atlanta and get the album before anyone else. The show's ALL AGES and Free Admission. Scottie will be playing with me and Cinetrope plays afterward. Doors @ 8PM. Music @ 9PM.

A CD Baby page will be available soon as well as downloads. For you downloaders, here's a top ten list I made to show the benefits of buying the dead technology known as the "CD".
10. They make a wonderful coaster!

9. You can place them strategically throughout your home to catch the rays of the Sun and light the place Indiana Jones style!

8. You can play a deadly game of Frisbee Golf!

7. You can use the reflection to effectively annoy a spouse, sibling, co-worker or pet!

6. Dangle them from your belt. Claim you're a ninja from the future and tell people not to force you to use your "laser" throwing stars!

5. Hang them in your fig tree to deter crows!

4. Break 'em up and retile your bathroom with them!

3. Hang one from your car's rearview mirror to foil speeding detection devices! This doesn't really work...or does it???!!!

2. Tie one onto your forehead and run around screaming, "Listen to me! I'm a DOCTOR darnit and this is an emergency!". Once you have everyone's attention exclaim, "WALRUS!". Try it. It's fun!

1. Buy my whole CD run and construct an Archimedes Death Ray!!!!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDkOaPp_6ug
 
12:31 pm est

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Uhm, soon
When I was a little kid, I believed clouds were the thoughts of the Earth. I guess the idea spawned from cartoons or comic strips where the characters had balloons filled with words above their heads describing what they were thinking. Those balloons looked like clouds to me, so naturally I took the logical step of assuming the Earth was thinking when I saw clouds. Of course clouds were never filled with words, but that's easily explained by understanding that the Earth doesn't speak English. Duh.

The cloud-thought idea sure makes a bunch of sense. It even gives one a different perspective as to what the wind means or the difference between a thunderstorm and a light morning mist. But I'm wiser now for not believing such things...or am I?

I'm 32 now. While no longer a little kid, I'm still a musical infant. I've only just finished tracking my third album. Mixing won't begin until mid-September, so the album will be available early October. My apologies to all of you waiting. Many optimistic release dates have come and gone with no new album. I hope you will find the wait worth it.

The album is fourteen tracks long and clocks in around fifty-seven minutes. There is solo bass, solo bass with vocal, bass looping, and layered bass tunes. In fact every sound on the album is electric bass, voice, or drum programming...and sometimes the planes flying over my house or my neighbor's dogs barking. Each song has something to do with clouds. Sometimes it's directly, but often it's more like the cloud-thought idea from my childhood. Many times it's about the moment when staring at something I've seen my whole life, I've suddenly had a new way of thinking about that something or had a deeper understanding or feeling as to what that something is. The title is Cumulo.

Until Cumulo is released, you may not see me playing live much. Solo bass booking this summer was botched after losing a sideman slot with a regionally touring singer/songwriter. I turned down many solo gigs to fill my schedule with those dates. After the schedule suddenly became wide open, I didn't have enough time to fill up my time with solo dates. Even Cinetrope (www.myspace.com/cinetrope) is on a break until our lead singer, Sharron, gets married in October. Hopefully, by the time I make it back out on the road, you the listener will be ready for more.

Right now all new tunes are off my Myspace player, but there may be a few samples popping up from time to time. Until then, enjoy some tunes from green and equilibrium. While you're waiting for Cumulo, you can try to fill your time by trying to find a different way of looking at the same things that have been around you since you opened your eyes. See you soon.
5:52 pm edt

Monday, November 26, 2007

January Tour...You Can Help

Howdy all. I’m busy trying to book a tour across the country for the middle of January 2008 on my way to and from NAMM. I haven’t really played too many out of town gigs in the past year and just, wow, things have changed. It seems the Green Giant has taken its toll on my favorite type of haunts, the mom and pop coffee house.

 

But Starbucks isn’t the only thing to blame. I’ve talked to a few of the owners of now defunct establishments. Many mentioned performance rights organizations like ASCAP breathing down their necks and imposing unrealistic fees for having live music in their shops. They soon closed after losing live music. Lots of coffee shops have remained open, but stopped having live music to avoid the fees. The only ones benefiting it seems are the performance rights organizations and the big time artists on their rosters…but enough of that before I start sounding too negative. J

 

Of course live music is going to survive, but the situation is pretty damaging to many musicians. It makes it pretty trying for someone like me to make it across the country. But heck, things change as they must and should. In order to keep playing live, Indies have to be opportunistic and not over-specialized. I am definitely an Indie. I’m not big into playing bars, but I’ll play anywhere else- listening rooms, art galleries, house concerts, churches, ice cream parlors, wherever. I just want a place to play every night I’m away from home.

 

I’ve got a few dates in California already, but I still have to fill up my time for the trip there and back. If anyone can hip me to cool places to play in Alabama, Mississippi, Loiusiana, New Mexico, Oklahoma, and Arkansas, please shot me an email. I’m also very cool with sharing a show or house concert. Like I said, I just want to play my music for folks. For your help, I will definitely return the favor.

 

Hope to see some of you out on the road. In the meantime, consider visiting your local mom and pop coffee shop, buying a big cup of joe, and asking when’s the next time they’ll have some live music. Take care.

12:25 pm est

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Something new to share
Here's a simple video of a new tune from my upcoming album. Maybe it can give you guys a taste of what I've been up to. The tune is called "Unspoken, Unsaid". The quality of the video is a bit low, but it's free, right? Let me know what you folks think. I hope you dig it.
2:21 pm edt

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