Posted 11:23 PM by MEATHEAD

We'll first start off with the Matrix Sequel Reloaded which I saw tonight. Pretty good but really slow.... The dialogue just kept going and going and going....... NO WHERE! It was back and forth banter in between some great special effects. I didn't think it was as good as the first one though, I thought all the characters would have some new abilities but it seemed that Neo was The One. Stay through the Looong credits for a trailer for the conclusion, Revolutions. Should be out in November I believe.

Second is a little interlude I like to call the Dumb Redneck, I know I know... I come home today after work and about to head out to The Matrix and I notice a car that belongs to a local Teenager had a garbage bag over the window and ducktape, Classic redneck. Anyway, it wasn't there the day before, the garbage bag that is. The dumb bitch was outside and some guy walked by and she Proudly says:
"Did you see my Car?"
Guy Replies "yeah what Happened"
Dumbass, "I had to bust the window"
Guy, "Why?"
Fat redneck, "My keys were inside."

No, I'm not making fun of her locking her keys inside... shit I've done that. Just the mere fact that replacing a power window on a cars is a Shit load more expensive that Pop-a-Lock! I think she's proud of have a garbage bagged/duck tapped window if that makes any sense?? Ah.... gotta love the future of America.