Amazing Cat Haikus

 You never feed me.
 Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
 That will sure show you.

 The rule for today
 Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
 New rule tomorrow.

 In deep sleep hear sound
 cat vomit hairball somewhere
 will find in morning.

 Grace personified.
 I leap into the window.
 I meant to do that.

 Blur of motion, then --
 silence, me, a paper bag.
 What is so funny?

 The mighty hunter
 Returns with gifts of plump birds --
 your foot just squashed one.

 You're always typing.
 Well, let's see you ignore my
 sitting on your hands.

 My small cardboard box.
 You cannot see me if I
 can just hide my head.

 Terrible battle.
 I fought for hours. Come and see!
 What's a 'term paper'?

 Kitty likes plastic
 Confuses for litter box
 Don't leave tarp around

 Small brave carnivores
 Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
 Fear vacuum cleaner

 I want to be close
 to you. Can I fit my head
 inside your armpit?

 Wanna go outside.
 Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
 Let me back inside!

 Oh no! Big One
 has been trapped by newspaper!
 Cat to the rescue!

 Humans are so strange.
 Mine lies still in bed, then screams
 My claws are not that sharp.

 Cats meow out of angst
 "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
 We could break so much!"

 Litter box not here
 You must have moved it again
 I'll go in the sink

 The Big Ones snore now
 Every room is dark and cold
 Time for "Cup Hockey"