Why, mom, why?

Rants, explanations, and answers I have for the world

They may be small things, but thinking through my approach and reasons, being a thoughtful parent, and examining my own parenting feels really good.


Removing Foreign Objects

    To remove something your tot has pushed up his nose, and nothing else is working, position your child as for CPR, with the head tilted back.  Again, as if giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, position your mouth over his, but DO NOT pinch closed the offending nostril.  Then blow a quick, strong puff of air into the mouth.  Be aware that this method may give you a cheek full of snot as well as the foreign object, so this is for those loving parents whose children can't seem to blow it out on their own.
    To remove something your tot has pushed into her ear, and you can see it, get a small, blunt stick (like the end of a Q-tip without the fuzz, or the non-business end of a bamboo skewer) and some Super Glue.  Apply a dot of Super Glue to the blunt end, then carefully position and hold the gluey stick to the foreign object for a slow count of 10.  If your tot will not or can not sit still for this to work, try it while she sleeps.  Then, gently remove the object.
    We fortunately haven't had the opportunity to field test these suggestions ourselves, nor have we ever had to retrieve anything inappropriately flushed, but that doesn't mean we are home free yet.  A is still two.
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How to Tie a Shoe

   We bought B some new shoes and the kind he wanted that matched my criteria (really flexible soles) happened to be lace-up black and pink Converse high-tops.  This is his first set of lace-up shoes, and we haven't yet taught him to tie them himself.   This is sometimes frustrating for him since he needs help putting them on, but he's not to the point of wanting to learn enough to work with us on it.  It seemed sending him off to school (where I wouldn't be there to re-tie his shoes if they came untied) with his laces securely tied would be a good idea.  And indeed it is, but there is a way of tying a shoe securely without using a knot they can't untie by themselves when they actually do want their shoe off...
    The trick is to tie it by making two loops around and poking it through instead of the regular one.  It works great.  It makes is less likely to untie by itself, but comes loose with an appropriate tug on the lace end.
    Thanks to PJ for this lovely new mommy trick.
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Your Mother Doesn't Work Here

    I hate that ubiquitous workplace kitchen or breakroom sign: "Please pick up after yourself. Your mother doesn't work here."
    First of all, of course she doesn't.  
    Second of all, even if she did, I wouldn't (and you shouldn't) expect her to clean up after you.  I wouldn't be offended by a sign that stopped at reminding folks to clean up their own messes, but the assumption that mothers would/should/do pick up constantly after their offspring sticks in my craw.
    I fully intend to teach my children to clean up their own messes.  B and A aren't yet three and both of them enjoy running around the house in the evening putting their toys in the right places.  A isn't fourteen months yet and he thinks it is great fun to help put wet clothes in the dryer and close the door.  B loves feeding the dog and the cat.
    Will my kids have chores?  Formal ones?  I suspect so.  I believe a family is a community and that shared work is more fun, goes faster, and is necessary to the smooth running of a household.  Kids and adults are each part of that community.  I don't want any job to be beyond any of us.  While I am happy to teach the way I have found most efficient at stacking plates or storing clothes, I never want to have to own, say, wiping the table, because I don't believe the others are capable of a good job.  I don't intend to get my kids doing all of the scut work so I can play.  Rather than have them wash the dishes while I read a book, I'd rather do as I remember growing up and have all four of us wash, rinse and dry, clear the table and put away food, and sweep the floor at the same time.  As I said, shared work is better.
    Mothers have enough to do without going into their offspring's workplaces and washing their cups.  Try doing what one of my former bosses did and recycle/donate/throw them out (after a suitable warning) instead of martyring yourself and cleaning up others' messes.  Picking up after others doesn't make you a good mother, a mother, or a help to the messy ones.  Do it cheerfully or not at all, but don't post that annoying sign.

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Crying

    I let B cry as hard and as long as he wishes.  I don't hush him or get embarrassed.  I hold him and give comfort.  I affirm his pain and repeat his story to him calmly: "You tripped on mommy's feet and your head hit the edge of the table.  That must have hurt a lot.  I'm so sorry that you were hurt.  I love you very much.  I don't like it when you get hurt."  or  "I'm sorry, but I can't let you play with that, sweetheart.  You might bite through it and get hurt.  It's dangerous and I want you to be safe.  I know you're feeling angry and frustrated.  It's hard when you can't play with what you want, but I don't want you to be hurt.  I love you."
    Because...
    I'm trying to convey that crying is okay.  I want him to cry it all out and be finished with it rather than stuff it away for later in some other form.  I want to comfort him.  I want him to have a model for how to tell me what happened as part of the regular routine of being comforted, or feeling upset, angry or hurt.
    I think it is especially important because B is a boy and these messages are not ones he's going to get from our society without our parenting filter.  I don't want his crying to be hushed up or ignored.  I don't want his cries to be always interpreted as anger rather than hurt.  I don't want his hurts to be brushed off or laughed at as though he didn't or shouldn't experience them as physically or emotionally injurious.  I will do my best not to magnify hurts by over-reacting, but I will also do my best not to minimize them by telling him not to cry.

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Body Parts

    For as long as I can remember, I have abhorred the words "tits" and "boobs."  "Boobies" and "titties" are even worse.  They're "breasts," thank you.  I have no real idea why; I'm not sure if even my mom has a theory.  (Did I hear them as pejorative and refuse to take part?  Was it because other girls talked about theirs with those terms and I didn't have mine yet?  I don't know.)
    Now I'm in a stage where other moms' and my own breasts have true function.  I find myself inundated with new slang terms for nursing and milk that also make me uncomfortable.  I refuse to use "nee nee," "nursies," "num-nums," "noo noos," "maju," "drinkies," or "beebees," and therefore my kids don't either.  I have referred to milk as "sleepy juice" and its converse, "a personally formulated energy drink," but most commonly use "mama milk" (to differentiate from cow milk) or the sign language for milk.  That's what both of my children use.  B's first sign was for milk, and I haven't taught him to be shy about asking verbally for "mama milk" in any situation he feels he needs it.  A is just starting to put together an effective appeal to nurse and it's not clear yet whether that will include the sign, the syllables, or both.
    What to call one's breasts, milk, and the act of nursing is a very personal decision, of course.  I don't believe other women are wrong, necessarily; I just can't do it myself.  And so "breast," "nipple," and "milk" join the panoply of other body part names I teach my children: "head," "fingers," "knees," "elbows," "toes," "penis," "vulva," "scrotum," "teeth," "nose...."  I am glad that they don't need interpreters, that they don't know or feel shame at talking about bodies, and perhaps will not inadvertently offend some far-off girlfriend who feels like I do.
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Goopy Eyes

    Every newborn I know gets goopy eyes at some point early in their lives.  The best way to clear this up quickly and without fuss is with breast milk.  Yup, breast milk.  It's pH balanced, full of antibodies and a complement of immune system goodness, near at hand, effective and cheap.  Squirt it in their eyes, was the advice I was given (by a pediatrician in a Bradley class before I had kids).  This proved harder to do than it sounded only because I had to aim.  In those early breastfeeding days, while I was checking or filling bottles for the freezer, I sprayed little streams of milk all over the place - I later found them inside car windows, on dressers, in books.
    Holding the baby in the right spot, dripping it in, timing it between blinks, wiping up the misses and the goop from their eyes with a tissue... it became sort of a family affair.  Wipe the goop away until it is clear and repeat as needed.  Our kids' eyes cleared in a day or so.  As a last resort, if you're having trouble getting the breast milk in the eyes themselves, I suggest collecting it in a small bowl or bottle and dribbling from there instead.  However you get the milk in there, it works like a charm.
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How To Tie a Balloon On

    It's going to happen.  Some kind stranger, or the staff at a restaurant, or a friend at a birthday party, or customer service at Whole Foods, is going to hand your child a helium balloon.  Perhaps they will tell your child to hold on to it, however impractical advice for someone not yet one or two or five.  You may fear the balloon will pop and scare your child, that they will choke on pieces of limp balloon, or that the ribbon will wrap itself around their neck.  Your kid, however, will be delighted and enthralled with the balloon floating on a string in the air.  You can prevent these tragedies by never leaving them unattended with the balloon.  You can prevent heartbreak from the balloon floating away to a high ceiling or the clear blue yonder by learning a simple slipknot for the ribbon.
    To create a loop that enlarges and contracts smoothly and repeatedly (as around your child's wrist, hint, hint), take the ribbon and fold it back up.  Instead of tying it to itself where it is floating straight up, cross the upright ribbon and tie it to itself before the cross.  That little knot now has its own loop threaded through it and can slide up and down it making the loop bigger, smaller, and bigger again.  It is simple, easy (try it!), and a skill you will find teaching to other moms, nieces and nephews, strangers in the store, and eventually your kids.  Thank you, Mo, for passing on this handy little mommy skill years before I knew I needed it.
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Vaccinations

    The immunization question has been a hard one.  On one hand we have my midwife, friend, and the population of folks more scared of vaccine reactions than the diseases themselves.  On the other hand we have the clinic, the CDC, and the status quo.  My knowledge of viruses and vaccines, of human biology and health, leads me to respect vaccinations and the public health desire to improve the health of not just my baby but the community at large as well.  I believe that I am a critical thinker and am not just accepting the small risks of vaccinations because I am told.  Both B and A were also little and early; when a contraindication to the vaccine is being less than six weeks old, do I count them as nine weeks, or three?
    So we refused the Hepatitis B vaccine at birth (the risk of transmission being limited to blood-borne methods and his size made us decide to put it off for a while).  Mostly I read a lot and then made traditional choices.  We decided to go ahead with the combined measles mumps rubella vaccine.  We decided to go ahead with the chicken pox vaccine.  We ended up doing everything on the schedule when it was due, actually, ignoring B and A's due dates.  We still haven't done Hep B, but we likely will before they are school aged.
    Deciding to go ahead and doing it, though, were two different processes. At B's two-month appointment, the nurse came in with four needles on a tray.  I signed while C held B.  We'd given B some infant Tylenol already since we'd been warned that pertussis hurts.  C said he felt like he was betraying the little guy; said B handled it better than he did.  B cried.  Then he nursed some and went to sleep on our way out.  He was fussy for about an hour a few hours later and I gave him some more Tylenol.
    We want to protect him from devastating diseases and one way to do that is through some momentary pain now.  It's a hard lesson anytime.  Investments are not always easy, but often worthwhile.
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Limiting Television

    Reading Faster by James Gleick has changed how I see television.  Everything is so sped up, from commercials to regular programming to Sesame Street.  Not only do I want to limit the television that B is exposed to, but also I want to make sure that he's not fed a steady diet of super short attention span programming.  To me that means baseball games with skipped commercials, older family films as well as Mister Rogers.  There's a hyperactive, attention-deficit, panic-at-the-lack-of-time, pressure with which I do not want to gift my child.
    Though B is interested (at 5 months) in the changing lights, colors, and faces in the shows we watch, Gleick points out the media continues to push the limits into unintelligibility of what our brains can process.  Cramming in, shaving seconds, overlapping sounds from scene to scene, cutting faster and faster.  It is disturbing.
    I want to give B time.  Time to play, to imagine, and to daydream.  Time to solve problems.  Time to live a good life.  After all, he gets the same amount no matter how he feels about it.  Let him use it or fritter it as he wishes without guilt or anxiety.  I'm afraid he will be contaminated enough by me and C and the rest of the MTV world, but I will try.  I want to give him a childhood, let him be a kid.  He only gets one shot at it, however long it is.
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Reading the Small Print

    When I read aloud, I always read the title page first, both sides.  "Big Bad Bunny... by Alan Durant, illustrated by Guy Parker-Rees..." I'll say, for example, flipping the page, "For Josie, whose idea this was (A.D.), and To Bun in the oven and Bun's mum (G.P.R.)."
    I want my kids to realize that someone in particular writes books, that someone in particular illustrates them.  I want them to start learning the flavor of certain authors and styles.  I want them to recognize that they always like the rhyming rhythm of  Dr. Seuss or Charlotte Pomerantz, or that they are likely to find characters from Peggy Rathmann's books in her other books among the finely drawn details.  I want them to be able to distinguish A.A. Milne's Winnie-the-Pooh stories from Disney's and value the more complex stories over the slicked together versions.  I want them to understand that books come from people who have lives and kids, friends and gifts.  I want them to imagine writing or drawing books themselves.  "This is something you can do: make up stories and bring them to life for other people to read and enjoy," I want to say.  I guess I am also saying that I value those contributions; that the author and illustrator are as important as the title.
    Okay, so I don't (at this point) read ALL of the small print aloud.  ISBNs and copyright dates are not a part of the repertoire.  However, when my kids start telling stories and I staple paper together to make books for them to draw and write in, if they include ISBNs and copyright dates, library card holders and page numbers, you can be sure that I will read their small print contributions too!

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How to Parent Child #2

    this was formulated in response to a question asking for advice on parenting #2 when #2 was always getting into her brother's stuff
    I will try to provide some specific examples of things that our family does to try to deal with similar issues since you can't "watch" us very well from where you  are.  Feel free to adapt as best fits. [My son B will be 3 at Thanksgiving and my son A is 15 months (20 months apart).  Both of them play incredibly well by themselves.]
    Ideally, you want your kids to be able to solve these issues without you having to step in.  You will have to repeat your rules (a lot) in front of both children, and intervene whenever someone's about to be clobbered (of course), but your goal is to have your older child provide solutions so that they are both happy playing together or separately together.
    First, some of the rules in our house:
*  "No hurting each other."  B will list things off for his brother "no hitting, no biting, no kicking," but this is what I try to emphasize, since it can be expanded to emotional issues as well as avoid the logical problems with kicking-is-okay-sometimes-(e.g. balls, pillows)-but-not-others.
*  "You may not take things away from someone else.  There are 3 acceptable options: wait for it, ask for it, or trade for it."  This comes up a lot since whatever one is playing with is automatically and suddenly attractive to the other.  Trying to interest the younger in something else can be difficult when the older then wants to  abandon whatever he was wanting to play with "by himself" to join in with the younger one.  This morning a baby gate became the solution between the trains in the living room (B) and the play room and a parent (A) when they decided they would most like to stand on opposite sides of the gate and laugh at each other.  
*  "It's not YOURS."  At some point B and A will have toys that are just theirs, but not yet.  Toys and books and stuffed animals were given to one (usually the older) or the other, but they are meant for the family as a whole.  The "special toy" philosophy doesn't work well for our family - I have seen this get out of control  (everything becomes special, or off-limits to others, or you end up fighting about what is or is not special).  Even the dog that B often sleeps with can be given over with a "I'm not sleepy or hurt or crying so A can play with it now."  We try not to emphasize that an object IS someone's -- by not bringing ownership up, for one, and by talking about (and praising when it happens) sharing.   "It's OURS, and A has it now.  If you want to play with it you can wait for it, ask for it, or trade for it."  There are some toys that are not appropriate for A to play with yet (cardboard pieces that he'll chew on, or toys with little pieces) and I involve B in keeping A and the toys safe.
* "Ask for help."  This came up more and more as A got more mobile.  We committed ourselves to dropping what we were doing and come running when B succeeded at saying "Help, help"  instead of pushing, grabbing, etc., or when A was in danger.   What's the problem?, we ask.  This gives B experience at  diagnosing the situation and verbalizing what it is he wants (to play by himself, to keep his project intact, etc.) and then we can talk more about solutions and what we would be willing, or unwilling, to do.  "I will try to keep A busy in the other room, but this is his living room too."  
    Okay, now for some more situations:
-  B has set up the gears building set in the middle of the floor and A comes over.  A grabs.  I restrain his hands and interpret for him.  "B, it looks like A wants to play with the gears too.  Is there some part he can play with?"  He hands over a piece.  A rejects it.  I interpret again.  "It doesn't look like A wants that.  Can he have some of the gears to spin?"  B says  no.  "Well, I think then that he's going to be interfering with your project.  He really likes to spin things.  Can you make something that he could spin?"  This appeals to B.  He puts together a gear on a stick for his brother and they both happily play with their  parts.  This is not completed without squawking from A until he is satisfied, by the way; he doesn't like being restrained.
-  Sand toys at the park.  Some digging, some castle stomping.   "B, what do you think A wants?"  You want your son to be able to judge the situation and his sister.  Then, you can encourage him to think about solutions.  "How can you make A happy?"   And then find one that works.  "That didn't seem to work.  Is there something else you could try?"
-  B has animals standing up in a line across the floor.  A comes over and knocks some down.  B tries to shove A away.  "No hurting each other, B."  B complains.  "Well, that's going to happen when you have toys on the floor.  What else could you try?  Maybe you could set them up on the coffee table."
-  A table that is clear and out of reach of the younger is helpful.   Playing one-on-one when you can is helpful.  A portable baby gate is helpful.  Like naps for the little one, a high chair and fun to eat snacks can help give you time with the older child as well.
-  B grabs a toy away.  A goes to bite.  I separate them, repeat "No hurting each other, guys," and tell B to give the toy back to his brother, that we can't grab it away from him and give him the three options.  I help return the toy and suggest he try asking (which has been working lately).  B asks and A hands it over.  I remind B that he has to thank his brother so A feels good about giving it to him.   B thanks A, who has gotten interested in something else.
- B is building with blocks.  A comes over and knocks some down.  "B, can you find a way to play with A?"  I suggest that he build towers for A to topple on purpose.  I help set an example and am enthusiastic in getting this to be fun, providing boom crash sound effects and seeing how high we can build before A knocks it over.
- B is happy helping put wet clothes in the dryer.  A wants to participate.  "Oh look, B, A wants to help too.  He doesn't know how to do this yet.  Can you show him how?"  Get the older to teach the younger.  He'll start to parrot you too.  "Put it in the dryer, A."  "Good job!"  "We're helpful."
    The messages you are trying to communicate to your son with all of this are: Your sister is not going away.  Your sister's needs and wants are valued.  You are a family.  You can help find a solution.   You can play together.  You can figure out how your sister is feeling and you can make her happy.
    The messages you are trying to communicate to your daughter with all of this are:  Both your and your brother's needs are important.   You can play together.  Sometimes you can play with your brother's things; sometimes you can't.  Your brother's projects are not always more important than yours.
    Solutions that your kids generate for themselves may not be what you would come up with.  What looks "fair" to them may not to you, but if it works for them, leave it be.  Most likely, the ability of your son to pawn off the broken parts of toys on his sister will be short-lived, anyway.  It is the process that is important.
    Also, another book to try is "Raising Siblings" by Carole and Andrew Calladine.  Like "Siblings Without Rivalry," it is also mostly applicable to children able to reason, but was helpful in suggesting  philosophies that may appeal.
    This has been a very long-winded response, but I hope it had some helpful bits.  Good luck!

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That's a Nasty Cough

    At the moment, B, A and I all have a cold.  Stuffy, runny noses and nasty coughs.  What is driving me up the bleeping wall is X's constant comment on each and every cough, or running nose.
    Yes, they coughed, or blew their nose or had it wiped.  That doesn't mean anything.  Doesn't mean it hurt, doesn't mean they don't feel well, doesn't mean it even bothers them.  Let's not invest it with our own meaning.
    I'm trying to teach my boys to (and how to) talk about how they are feeling.  They have a hard time identifying that, let alone voicing that, if we are constantly pointing out our own vision of what we think that should be.
    I am prepared to admit that my own response to cold viruses (or unknown illness) may not be the best.  I resent being sick and find it hard to relieve myself of responsibilities.  But I certainly do not wish C's hypochondriatic tendencies or fear on my children.  X's constant, unrelenting remarks on each cough seem to provide an environment that welcomes fear, panic, and worry.
    I haven't done anything yet but provide my same calm and businesslike handling of the coughs and sniffles.  I am hoping that the colds pass quickly, and that B learns more from me than from X about sickness and himself.  B's only sign so far has been saying "I've got a nasty cough."  I will continue to ask how my kids feel before suggesting how they should feel.  I will believe their responses.  If B asks for Tylenol, or mama milk, he likely needs it.  If he says he feels well, as he did upon waking this morning, I will believe him as well.
    I will hope they have little sickness to deal with in their lives, try to show empathy and care for those who are ill, and be gentle with their own sick selves.  I will try not to swing too far toward blitheness in response to C's worries, and drink lots of fluids in between naps.

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Do You Love This One as Much?

    M asked the strangest question yesterday (9/3/02): "Do you love this one as much?"
    The short answer, of course, was YES!  And I went on to explain that love is not quantifiable, comparable.  She loved her husband and her child each in different ways, not one more than the other.  Just so with B and A.  And the things that they do and are are a part of that loving.  I don't love B because he is smart, strong, gorgeous, etc., but that is a part of my loving him.  A has fewer of those type of qualities evident yet, though he still has some.
    He's got such impressive neck control and strength.  He can make his little mouth into such a cute pursed "oh" that is SO small.  He is beautiful.  He is warm against my heart.  My two boys make me very happy.
    Love is not a pie, says Amy Bloom in one of her short stories.
    My love for B takes nothing away from A.  My love for A takes nothing away from B.  I am convinced of that.  I try to spend my days these past five weeks demostrating that to B.  My time is distributed differently (I get less right now), but there is love, and milk, enough for both.

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