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And our pal, Susan Bardwell, from the Weekly Journal of Angleton TX, writes:
Praise for the people who do the real work
By S.K. Bardwell – Mon 7 September
It’s Labor Day today, a day for celebrating the working person. All the papers will be full of features about people
with dirty jobs, people with hard jobs, people with odd jobs and, this year, the millions of people without jobs.
I choose today to sing the praises of our garbage collectors. I’m sure garbage collectors everywhere deserve kudos,
but I wish to single out specifically the three-person Waste Connections crew that picks up garbage here at The Last Homely
House. Every Tuesday and Friday, these heroes go above and beyond the call of duty.
I may never have noticed what great people they were, if it wasn’t for the grandboy. He loves trucks almost as much
as he loves bananas – any kind of truck, the bigger the better.
One Tuesday I heard the grunt of the garbage truck’s air brakes down the street, and took Ian to the window to watch
as it lumbered by, the guys on the back running this way and that to empty the cans and pick up the bags along the curb.
That was so much fun that on the following Friday when I heard the truck coming, we went out onto the front porch to watch.
Now Ian hears the truck when it’s down the street, and runs to grab my hand, screaming, “Truck! Truck!”
We go sit on the porch and as soon as the truck gets to our house, the woman driving it waves and touches the air horn lightly.
This sends the grandboy into giggling ecstasies. The guys wave and yell “Hi,” and Ian waves and yells, “Hi.”
Ian’s a good audience. He applauds every time they empty a can into the back of the truck or toss in a bag. Last week
one of the guys yelled, “Watch this,” and sent a bag soaring way up in the air, to land neatly right where it
was supposed to. Ian was agog with the wonder of it all.
In addition to the show they perform for the grandboy twice a week, let me just mention that I have seen these guys spend
long minutes picking up small pieces of trash that overflow from the cans of a neighbor who doesn’t bag, and that even
as they streamed sweat during that horrendous heat wave they did their jobs well and waved and greeted us.
These are great people, doing a great job. It’s all the more impressive when you think of how rarely they must be thanked,
appreciated or even noticed.
Watching them makes me think of all the people who are without jobs, and wonder. Figures from the Bureau of Labor Statistics
show the greatest number of unemployed are from “sales and office occupations,” with “management, professional,
and related occupations” coming in a close second. The fewest unemployed are in “natural resources, construction
and maintenance occupations,” and the next-best field for staying employed is “production, transportation and
material moving occupations.”
That looks to me as if the people doing the actual work are keeping their jobs a little better than those who answer phones
and e-mails, forward papers, and supervise the ones doing the actual work.
To draw anecdotally from a field I’m familiar with: In fat times, major metro newspapers have about 10 editors for every
reporter. Maybe more. No kidding. There are copy editors, assignment editors, managing editors, city, state, national and
international editors, photo editors, wire editors. Then there’s a whole layer of assistant, deputy and assistant deputy
editors, some of whom no one ever sees.
When times get lean, guess who are the first to go? Of course, that isn’t to say that a whole bunch of reporters haven’t
gotten the axe – papers everywhere are drawing in their coverage areas, shutting down their bureaus, and exhorting the
few remaining reporters to “do more with less” and “work smarter, not harder,” which usually boils
down to covering events by telephone and e-mail.
But the newspaper-reading public – what’s left of it – would notice if all the reporters were gone. They
don’t generally miss the odd assistant-deputy-managing editor.
I wonder if all the out-of-work supervisors are looking for new supervisor jobs that don’t exist right now because supervisors
are a luxury, and employers only have enough money to pay the people who do the real work. I wonder how many out of work managers
and supervisors aren’t even considering jobs doing real work, because they have MBAs.
This, and the Waste Connections heroes, remind me of the guy who collected the trash at our house when I was growing up. Our
house, then, was outside the Tulsa city limits, and we were still allowed to burn trash in 55-gallon drums. But those drums
had to be emptied too, of the cans and things that don’t burn.
The guy who came to do this once a week was a private businessman – people paid him directly, not a company or the city.
He had a big truck with a little three-wheel motorcycle on a lift on the back. The motorcycle was fitted with a 55-gallon
drum. The motorcycle was necessary because most of the drives where we lived were long and twisty, going around the trees
no one had wanted to cut down.
He’d pull to the end of a drive, get the motorcycle off the big truck and zip around to the backs of the houses, emptying
the dregs of our 55-gallon drum into the one on his cycle, then zip back and empty his drum into the big truck. It was hard
work, and hot, and dirty. He was a nice man who sometimes let kids ride on his three-wheeler.
Him and Mama talked once a month when he came to the house to collect. He usually talked about his son. His son worked with
him when he wasn’t in school. Then his son was in college, studying something (I think mathematics) and education, so
he could teach. Then his son was out of college and looking for a job. Then his son was teaching but not making enough money
to support his new family. Then his son was taking over the trash business, because there was more money in it.
That reminded me of something told me a long time ago at Brazosport College, when I inquired about several degrees one of
the deans had in a field other than the one in which he was working. He laughed and said, “You should never let your
education limit you.”
There, I think I made a point. I think the point is, if you have an MBA and you’re an out-of-work manager, you don’t
have to wait until a managing job comes along – you could join the ranks of the workers you used to supervise. You could
build things, or move things, or fix things.
Just don’t get your hopes too high – we don’t all have what it takes to be really great garbage collectors.

Freedom from lobbyists
By Garrison Keillor | July 8, 2009
http://www.salon.com/opinion/keillor/2009/07/08/healthcare/index.html
What's good for the drug companies may not be so good for the hapless pedestrian
It was a good Fourth of July where I was – no Republicans or Democrats, just a crowd of sunburned people sitting on
the grass, and a brass band played amid the smell of hot dogs, and Clarence and Ralph, two World War II vets, described their
European tour of 1944-45 from Normandy through the Hurtgen Forest, and it was duly noted that the Revolution was not going
well in the summer of 1776 when Jefferson, Adams, Franklin and Hancock put their names to the Declaration of Independence,
an act of treason and great bravado, and then the crowd stood and sang "The Star-Spangled Banner" and discovered that, in
the key of G, it is a fine piece of music and very singable. And people know the words.
It's interesting about the national anthem: First of all, nobody really wants to sing it, and if there's a soloist we won't,
but if someone asks us to sing it and gives us a note and a downbeat we jump to our feet and sing and once we're into it,
we love it. It is powerful and moving and when we hold the note on "free" and the sopranos wail, it's opera.
This simple less-is-more approach is the genius of conservatism – get out of their way and the people will provide –
and it holds true in many areas of life, such as education, the arts, broiling hamburgers (a committee around the grill is
always going to overcook the food), and not so much in others, such as national defense, bank regulation and healthcare.
In the past two weeks, I've attended two benefit concerts to raise money for musicians to pay their medical bills, and that
is just ridiculous. Why should anyone, least of all a valuable contributing member of society, have to pass the hat to pay
the doctor? But there I was, watching one of America's few true-blue cowboy singers hoist himself on crutches onto the stage
to sing "The Old Chisholm Trail" as we put our twenties in the pot to pay for his pelvis, broken when a horse threw him. A
cowboy singer can only afford the $10,000 deductible health plan, so that means that he must sell Old Paint or become a charity
case.
Meanwhile, a friend visiting London forgets to look to the right while crossing the street and gets whacked by a taxi and
is scooped up and taken to the hospital with a broken leg where – wait for it – nobody ever asks him for an insurance
card, they just go about doing what needs to be done. A civilized people, whatever you may think of the beer, that they treat
a fallen American the same as if he were one of them.
Health insurance is the business that Congress is taking up this summer with the help of hundreds of high-paid lobbyists,
many of them former congressmen or congressional staffers, all of them arguing for schemes that will be good for the pharmaceutical
industry and the insurance companies and not necessarily good for the cowboy or the careless pedestrian. Reports the size
of Sears catalogs will be circulated, and smart men and women smelling of citrus and sandalwood will argue persuasively and
extensively for all points of view.
Our representatives will face pages and pages of statistics, acres of numerals, and even as they wander in the great fog of
data and expertise, they will be at least as confused as the rest of us. Somehow out of this dance hall and sausage mill will
come legislation that must stand the light of day, a miracle if it should happen, and then we shall see if the common good
was served or if we have been sold down the river into the hands of cheats and scoundrels.
I shall not be spending my summer in Washington being lectured to on healthcare issues by self-important people. I plan to
write a novel instead, a genre of literature that is deeply and sincerely authoritarian. I get to decide who is in it, and
I plan to include a blizzard and some ghosts and a goose dinner. I work at home, whenever I feel like it, and then once a
week I write a column in which I may, if I wish, castigate public servants for their lack of heroism. I tell you, this is
a great country for the indolent and the callow.
© 2009 by Garrison Keillor. All rights reserved. Distributed by Tribune Media Services, Inc.
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