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Tue 2 December
Finally! A callback for Granny – this one for Vytorin, a cholesterol drug. She went in earlier for two different auditions
for them, both with a herd of gray haired ladies, and today's callback seemed to include every one of them again. We
have no idea what they are seeking, but they sure are having trouble finding it.
Wow. Jane's phone just summoned her to another audition tomorrow morning. At least they're still casting for commercials.
We wondered how this economic slowdown ("Obama's Recession" according to the FOX News geniuses) would affect the action here.
But word is that with folks staying home now to watch TV and companies needing to sell stuff, they just may make even more
ads than usual. Won't that be fun? We shall see...
David says these early days of December always remind him of a weird guy he knew when he was a kid. The man was half Japanese-American
and half African-American, and every year he commemorated December 7th by attacking Pearl Bailey. [Why do we keep reporting
this stuff?]
Winter is really setting in here. After several 60-something-degree days, the wool hats, sweaters and long coats are everywhere.
And the leaves are falling, but they don't turn colors. They just kinda drop dead. Lots of trees keep their leaves year round,
but they still drop quite a few. It's also the time to prune many trees back to gnarly little fists of twigs at the ends of
stubby branches – the evidence of years of repeated pruning at the same point. Come springtime, they'll leaf out into
those nice green balls that we all drew for trees in our 1st grade artwork. But they sure look pitiful right now.
And finally, we apologize if we've been slow in responding to your emails. The free Wi-Fi from our host's home has been sporadic
for several days. That's inconvenient for David but professionally challenging for Jane, since that's her source of audition
info. Funny how this amusing toy has evolved into a way of life, huh? It's scary to think how we'd survive now without all
of the data on our little laptops.
Wed 3 December
In an amazing display of acting prowess, Jane became an Italian Granny at her audition this morning. That's what the role
called for, and she was more than a little nervous. But she hobbled boldly in and down the stair to the studio, where she
was met and adopted by a real Italian gentleman who assured her that in northern Italy there are plenty of blonde, blue-eyed
signoras. Jane was delighted to hear this, but still spoke little and low, knowing that few Italianas have Texas accents.
Afterward, he escorted Jane to the car and bade her a rather too-friendly farewell. She smiled all the way home.
Sun 7 December
David just wrapped up a musical weekend. Besides the usual Thursday night choir rehearsal, there was a Saturday afternoon
choir rehearsal with the bell choir – a set of German Christmas Carols (in German) for Sunday's bell choir concert.
His year in Comfort TX learning to pronounce all those German names finally paid off.
Then he raced out to tiny Mount St. Mary's College high on a hilltop above Brentwood to hear Cappella, a 14-member professional
choir. This Grammy-winning group sang an inspired concert of Christmas classics, and the campus chapel provided a perfect
setting for masterworks from the past 500 years. As he walked back to the car, his view of city lights from a point that looks
down on the Getty Center would have been worth the drive, even without the concert.
Today David and the church choir sang the 9:00am service and the 3:00pm Bell Choir concert. Now he's home with a happy smile...
and with his feet up.
Jane missed all this, choosing to rest her fractured ankle and keep her head cold to herself, so she was home Saturday evening
to enjoy Mark's phone call. They spoke of many things, including his new and improved Shepherd Stoneworks website. He is doing amazing work, and his photo gallery provides an exciting but inadequate record of his
recent jobs.
Wow! Two kids, two artists, two websites for proof. Could we be more proud?
Thu 11 December
Jane is feeling down in the dumps these days. She is nursing an ankle fracture and fighting a head cold. She's had no calls
for auditions, other than some non-paid independent film she may do this month. And now the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) is on
the verge of a strike over unfair pay in the growing internet entertainment business. Not a good sign.
But she cheered up a little yesterday after we bought a tiny tree for our tiny house and loaded it up with tiny twinkling
lights. Now she knows that Christmas is finally coming. She celebrated by having David drive her to Babies R Us, where she
bought tiny togs for two of our newborn friends out here. If you want to know how to cheer up Granny, just involve her in
anything that includes monkeys or small children.
Daughter Laurie just bought her ticket for a January visit – our very first company in the new home. We tried to get
her to come for the big SUDZ gathering in February and serve as official event photographer, but four days with a houseful
of retirees reliving college days was just too much, even for Laurie. But that's OK. Now we'll have her all to ourselves.
There was snow in Houston yesterday. All you in the northern parts of our nation can't realize what that does to to the mind
of a small Texas child... or a large one, for that matter. As kids, we all sang "White Christmas", saw snowball fights in
the movies and heard snow stories from our parents, a few of whom had actually seen some. We stared at dark winter clouds
and prayed, especially as Christmas drew near. But snow never came, at least never then. Once or twice a February norther
brought ice, a little sleet, and a couple of snowflakes that got all our little hearts to pounding.
David's parents had photos of him at age 1 or 2, all bundled up on a homemade sled and being pulled around the yard in a couple
of inches of snow. He used to claim that he remembered it, but finally admitted that he just remembered seeing those photos
so many times.
Eventually we headed off to college in Central Texas and got snowed on a couple of times. Then, four years and two kids out
of college, we spent a winter in Rochester NY and found that it was not all fun and games. Even later in our steep hills of
Vashon Island and Seattle, snow was a rare but VERY life-changing event. A hilltop home is not so great when your old cars
have slick tires and no chains.
So now we have December snow on the Gulf Coast. And just a couple of years ago they got 6 inches of snow during the night
before Christmas. This is proof that prayers are answered... but you may have to wait 60 years or so.
Tue 16 December
We sat down to update this journal several times over the weekend, only to find our Wi-Fi was dead... again. Very frustrating.
But it's working today, so we'd better get busy.
Jane got out to a couple of classes, and has another tonight. She even drove a couple of times with her boot cast, so that's
progress. But she got a new X-ray yesterday and her doctor said there hasn't been much healing so far. So she's drinking more
milk today and wondering how to get this over faster. Send her all your ideas.
We made the trek over to Time-Warner Headquarters yesterday to pick up a cable box so we could record our favorite shows again.
David hooked it up but couldn't use it until he called in to activate it. Every time he called, he got a busy signal. Things
got mighty tense here dealing with a cable company that can't be reached, on a cell phone that can only occasionally get a
signal, and a computer that can't connect to the web for information about either problem. He vowed to get up early today
and try to get through to Time-Warner.
About 3:30 he awoke for a bathroom break and decided to call then. More busy signals. Then on a hunch, he rechecked the number
and found he'd been one digit off. Another try and... IT WORKED... for almost a minute until the phone dropped the call.
Eventually he got through, the TV produced a picture, and David was so excited that he stayed up to be sure all was well.
The good news is that we now have LOTS of channels. The bad news is that the controller won't control the volume, which requires
the old clicker. Whee! A two-clicker TV. The other bad news is that it won't record anything – our main reason to get
the cable box. Boo. Hiss.
On a more positive note, we're enjoying some actual near-winter here this week. Not the freezy stuff that so many of you are
suffering right now, of course, but there was record rainfall overnight in many areas and serious snow above 3000 feet. The
nearest ski area between here and Vegas is up and running, and the locals are giddy. We even had to run our little portable
heater last night. Sadly, some of the heaviest rain fell in areas that burned last month, so now those folks have mud sliding
down their barren hillsides, and it's likely to continue for the next five days.
Paradise is an elusive goal.
Thu 18 December
Last night we finally quit joking about LA winters after we drove to the mall in blowing rain, temps in the 30's, and gale
force winds that almost blew us over as we struggled back to the car like the people you see during hurricane coverage on
TV. We hurried home, abandoned our tiny R2-D2 heater and fired up the gas wall furnace. Aaahhhhh.

They finally closed all the freeways north of LA after several feet of snow fell in the mountains, Santa Clarita and the Antelope
Valley. The photo here shows the result as hundreds, maybe thousands of semi-trucks lined up along the northbound I-5 waiting
for the freeways to reopen. But now this morning it is clear, sunny and mild. The passes are thawing out, the mountaintops
are white, and the ski lifts are humming. And there is plenty of room on the beaches.
The reason we went to the mall in a storm was to change cell phone companies. We have been very happy T-Mobile customers
for eight years, but just could not get dependable cell coverage where we live now – a severe handicap to Jane's chances
for work. Of course, our phone numbers remain the same. Jane managed to get a purple phone, which matches most of her
clothes and just tickles her pink, and David got a stylin' black one that slides open. So now we must learn to drive these
strange new toys – not too tough when all we ever do is just call folks and answer the phone.
Sun 21 December
The Christmas season began this morning with lovely music at church, and will continue in a few hours when we go caroling
for all the church's shut-ins. After that, we've been promised some delicious stone soup chili back at the fellowship
hall. If you don't know about stone soup, just ask any small school child.
Jane's oldest sister, Mildred, has been in delicate health for some time, and yesterday we got the sad news that she passed
away early that morning. So on Christmas day we will fly to Houston, join the family at a service later that week, spend a
week in Texas, and return to LA on New Year's Day.
We were surprised to find the most available flights and the most reasonable prices on those two days. Apparently, Santa Claus
has used this travel trick for years. Everyone knows about his famous Christmas morning flights, but most of us forget that
every January 1st he and his elves catch a plane from the North Pole to a tropical resort – an unusual one where a jolly
old white-bearded fat man and a flock of tiny guys in pointy green hats can share a room for two weeks without standing out
all that much.
A friend here manages to find and pass along some very funny stuff, including a few we've already posted on our Guffaws,
Giggles and Snorts page. You will enjoy watching this Japanese illusionist/street magician at work – a young guy who disguises himself as an elderly gentleman and then roams the streets
and buses having fun.
Wed 24 December
David is out doing his Christmas shopping this morning. He decided not to wait until the very last minute, as he usually
prefers.
Our friend, Billie Begg, sent some funnies that brightened up our day. One is a helpful video aimed at the men in our lives but recommended for couples to watch together. The other offers Christmas party costume ideas. Please be careful with this one. It could confuse small children. And Carolyn Hubenak sent a lovely
card featuring the Twelve Days of Christma. Thank you both for always being so thoughtful.
Since we will be rather busy tomorrow and out of touch for most of the day, we want to wish you a joyous Christmas, a Happy
Hannukah, a wonderful Kwaanza, and a delightful holiday season right now, no matter how you choose to celebrate. It seems
unlikely to us that a little extra joy and love, food and spirit – holiday or otherwise – could be a bad thing.
God bless us, every one.
Sat 27 December
It's early afternoon in Angleton TX and all is calm, all is bright.
Mildred's memorial service was yesterday afternoon, followed by a family gathering with food, fun and the traditional Harris
family Christmas music from several talented family members – the closest to a total family get-together any of us can
remember. This is a family of talkers, jokers, laughers and ribbers, and all were in fine form. It took a few years before
David got accustomed to this rowdy bunch and recognized this as their way of saying "I love you." Now he believes everyone
should try it their way.
Among all the email we've received, the one below seems especially appropriate here in football crazy Texas, and at this season
of the year. We hope you enjoy it.
Life of Reilly
By Rick Reilly | ESPN The Magazine | Tuesday, December 23, 2008
http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?section=magazine&id=3789373
They played the oddest game in high school football history last month down in Grapevine, Texas.
It was Grapevine Faith Christian vs. Gainesville State School, and everything about it was upside down. For instance, when
Gainesville came out to take the field, the Faith fans made a 40-yard spirit line for them to run through.
Did you hear that? The other team's fans?
They even made a banner for players to crash through at the end. It said, "Go Tornadoes!" Which is also weird, because Faith
is the Lions.
It was rivers running uphill and cats petting dogs. More than 200 Faith fans sat on the Gainesville side and kept cheering
the Gainesville players on – by name.
"I never in my life thought I'd hear people cheering for us to hit their kids," recalls Gainesville 's QB and middle linebacker,
Isaiah. "I wouldn't expect another parent to tell somebody to hit their kids. But they wanted us to!"
And even though Faith walloped them 33-14, the Gainesville kids were so happy that after the game they gave head coach Mark
Williams a sideline squirt-bottle shower like he'd just won state. Gotta be the first Gatorade bath in history for an 0-9
coach.
But then you saw the 12 uniformed officers escorting the 14 Gainesville players off the field and two-plus-two started to
make four. They lined the players up in groups of five – handcuffs ready in their back pockets – and marched
them to the team bus. That's because Gainesville is a maximum-security correctional facility 75 miles north of Dallas. Every
game it plays is on the road.
This all started when Faith's head coach, Kris Hogan, wanted to do something kind for the Gainesville team. Faith had never
played Gainesville, but he already knew the score. After all, Faith was 7-2 going into the game, Gainesville 0-8 with 2 TDs
all year. Faith has 70 kids, 11 coaches, the latest equipment and involved parents. Gainesville has a lot of kids with convictions
for drugs, assault and robbery – many of whose families had disowned them – wearing seven-year-old shoulder pads
and ancient helmets.
So Hogan had this idea. What if half of our fans – for one night only – cheered for the other team? He sent
out an email asking the Faithful to do just that. "Here's the message I want you to send:" Hogan wrote. "You are just as
valuable as any other person on planet Earth."
Some people were naturally confused. One Faith player walked into Hogan's office and asked, "Coach, why are we doing this?"
And Hogan said, "Imagine if you didn't have a home life. Imagine if everybody had pretty much given up on you. Now imagine
what it would mean for hundreds of people to suddenly believe in you."
Next thing you know, the Gainesville Tornadoes were turning around on their bench to see something they never had before.
Hundreds of fans. And actual cheerleaders!
"I thought maybe they were confused," said Alex, a Gainesville lineman (only first names are released by the prison). "They
started yelling 'DEE-fense!' when their team had the ball. I said, 'What? Why they cheerin' for us?'"
It was a strange experience for boys who most people cross the street to avoid. "We can tell people are a little afraid of
us when we come to the games," says Gerald, a lineman who will wind up doing more than three years. "You can see it in their
eyes. They're lookin' at us like we're criminals. But these people, they were yellin' for us! By our names!"
Maybe it figures that Gainesville played better than it had all season, scoring the game's last two touchdowns. Of course,
this might be because Hogan put his third-string nose guard at safety and his third-string cornerback at defensive end. Still.
After the game, both teams gathered in the middle of the field to pray and that's when Isaiah surprised everybody by asking
to lead. "We had no idea what the kid was going to say," remembers Coach Hogan. But Isaiah said this: "Lord, I don't know
how this happened, so I don't know how to say thank You, but I never would've known there was so many people in the world
that cared about us."
And it was a good thing everybody's heads were bowed because they might've seen Hogan wiping away tears.
As the Tornadoes walked back to their bus under guard, they each were handed a bag for the ride home – a burger, some
fries, a soda, some candy, a Bible and an encouraging letter from a Faith player.
The Gainesville coach saw Hogan, grabbed him hard by the shoulders and said, "You'll never know what your people did for these
kids tonight. You'll never, ever know."
And as the bus pulled away, all the Gainesville players crammed to one side and pressed their hands to the window, staring
at these people they'd never met before, watching their waves and smiles disappearing into the night.
Anyway, with the economy six feet under and Christmas running on about three and a half reindeer, it's nice to know that one
of the best presents you can give is still absolutely free.
Hope.
Tue 30 December
Now we're up in Pasadena TX visiting Jeanne, Jane's other sister. We're mostly talking and eating, which seems sorta decadent
until we realize that's about all we do when we're home. We can only pray we'll fit into our airline seats for the trip back.
Today we got two more video links from friends and are both are about the same subject, though in very different ways. They're
called Leroy the Redneck Reindeer and Bailey the Unknown Reindeer. Maybe you'll like them, too.
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