Riverfront Times StreetTalk by Wm. Stage
Q: WILL YOU BE BURIED OR CREMATED OR SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY?

A: Frederick Boettcher - Owner, Frederick's Lounge
" I don't want to be buried at sea. Sharks nibble at you, make you edgy.
And I don't want to be cremated - you ever get burned? Thast really hurts.
I think I ought to be put on display somewhere like a department store window,
wearing only a loincloth, and I think they should charge to see me,
and the kitty would go to my favorite charity - me."