Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time
I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk
to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.
Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever
come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Well eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of
money! My friend Curly cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!"
"Is that so?! And how, may I ask, did Curly cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!"