(Subtitle: Why We Never Run With Scissors)
Put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident.
Don't run with scissors, you'll poke your eye out.
Clean up after yourself!
Don't go outside with wet hair, you'll catch a cold.
Don’t cross your eyes, they'll freeze that way.
Don't sit too close to the television; it'll ruin your eyes.
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at
It's no use crying over spilt milk.
Never try on someone else's glasses, you'll go blind.
You made your bed, now you've got to lie in it.
You can't judge a book by its cover.
Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
Money doesn't grow on trees, spend your money wisely.