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English sign in German cafe: "Mothers, Please Wash Your Hans Before Eating."

On a scientist's door: "Gone Fission."

Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

On a music teacher's door: "Out Chopin."

On the door of a music library: "Bach in a minuet."

At a farmer's field: "The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges."

In a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

On a front door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push"

Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

Muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

 

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Lee Holliday, CEBS, SPHR, DTM