~ You cancel church when the pastor goes on vacation because his family is half the congregation. ~ You meet
in the Pastor's two-car garage while the sanctuary is being remodeled.~ The church bus is a mini-van that carries
seven passengers. ~ Pastor comes to Wednesday night services in his uniform directly from his "other" job. ~
Offering is taken up only once a month. ~ Youth group age goes to 30. ~ Senior Adults age start at 40. ~
Children's Church is cancelled when the family with the most kids goes on vacation. ~ There are more people in the
choir than in the congregation. ~ Pastor also serves as an usher, pianist and song leader. (shared by my friend, Jay Martin)
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