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~ You cancel church when the pastor goes on vacation because his family is half the congregation.

~ You meet in the Pastor's two-car garage while the sanctuary is being remodeled.

~ The church bus is a mini-van that carries seven passengers.

~ Pastor comes to Wednesday night services in his uniform directly from his "other" job.

~ Offering is taken up only once a month.

~ Youth group age goes to 30.

~ Senior Adults age start at 40.

~ Children's Church is cancelled when the family with the most kids goes on vacation.

~ There are more people in the choir than in the congregation.

~ Pastor also serves as an usher, pianist and song leader.

(shared by my friend, Jay Martin)

 

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Lee Holliday, CEBS, SPHR, DTM